So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
The feeling are messing with the penis
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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