Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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