i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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