There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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