I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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