Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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