Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
We got so high we made milksteak
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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