We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
