i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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