One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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