im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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