College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Watching her eat just hurts me
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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