South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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