After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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