I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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