? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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