At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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