I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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