I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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