Well apparently he's into motor boating.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
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elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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