My brain says no but my pants say off.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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