Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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