I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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