Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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