He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
there is glitter all over my balls
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