If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
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We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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