Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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