physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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