Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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