so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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