thus making me awesome and them whores
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I am available for nakedness
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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