We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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