The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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