I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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