I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
she told me i tasted like america
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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