You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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