sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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