So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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