Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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