You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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