I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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