He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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