seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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