Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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