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(313): View more from Michigan

I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight

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(310): View more from California

i was born a porn star she said

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(773): View more from Illinois

If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life

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(712): View more from Iowa

I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?

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