He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Randomize
