lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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