If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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