Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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