im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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