so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
