Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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