sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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