hotel room ftw
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I just want to make out with him forever
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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