Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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