in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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