so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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