what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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