maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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